The following was written by someone with too much idle time, and not affiliated with BULLFROG SNOT ..........
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In some folks opinion It may have been created in lab somewhere. But in my opinion, and as some folks believe, it was created as a specialized concoction from the sweat off a Bullfrog's, hum, lets just say his special appendages.
I believe it came from the fluids found on a planet called Galentous. For those of you who are truly seekers of the truth, Here it is. My fictional account of How I believe it all began.........
A LONG LONG TIME AGO IN A FAR AWAY GALAXY CALLED
FIAGALANTOS
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Most species in the galaxy are male or female. However, some species, such as the Huttoos, could adopt the sexual characteristics of either gender, and were classified as HERMANSHUMITS. Other variable species, like the MYDING'ALINGS, changed gender periodically based on hormonal cycles.
Some alien races like the
INSECTCELEBERTOIDES had over 180 different sexes, presumably due to variations in compatible genitalia. Finally, some species, like the FILORFROGA, were asexual, with individuals being able to reproduce (could this be the ultimate self love?) on their own. The Fneasimians race also had a previously undocumented gender called Thrum who beat their own drum on a variable pitch basis. What exactly being a Thrum meant is still unknown.
The Fneasimians (singular, Fneasimian) were the species native to planet Galentous and adapted to the environment by building water-proof buildings made of the rich sticky liquids found on the planet. A peaceful species, the Fneasimians communicated through expressive hand and arm gestures, and referred to the Milky Way Cluster as "The Multitude."
During the Black Yevethia Crisis, the Fneasimians were threatened. But defended by the Old/New Republican Defense Force. After the crisis, the Fneasimians joined the Old/New Republican Defense Force.
During the Yuazdemocratic Vong War, The Leading Chief of State, Bosamask Feylia ignored the pleas of the defenseless Fneasimians.
Hopeless, the Fneasimians left the Old/New Republic Defense Force. And struck a deal with the Yuazdemocratic Peace Brigade in the hopes of avoiding the invaders' wrath.
They allowed the Brigade to mine the rich Liquid resources from Galentous and voluntarily disabled the Old/New Republic Defence Force communication network.
And in exchange the Yuazdemocratic Brigade utterly destroyed the Old/New Republic Defense Force. Then turned their interest to the various other species of Galentous. This betrayal of communications allowed the Fneasimians to avoid quick death at the hands of the Yuazdemocratic Peace Brigade. And instead they suffered a very slow and painful political end.
McBabeaCain and JoSerabath KmPailenox were two famous Fneasimians.
Galentous was the second planet in the MeRepUnot system on the WidekntDC Bypass, near the Koome Cluster. Its first contact with the galactic community was quite ancient, as at least one Fneasimians. was said to be Jedi , forty years before the First Great Yuazdemocratic Schism.
The planet's surface was covered in smooth, pale green gelatinous bodies with continental islands. During large storms, the surface of Galentous would roll and shift. Because Galentous' crust was severed into drifting tectonic plates, the islands were wracked with regular seismic vibrations known as BullgelFrogquakes. Like many other planets in the Farleftlax Sector, Galentous became rich with Insectcelebertoides deposits.
The gelatin was an organic substance which provided life-giving nutrients to all Yuazdemocratic life on the planet, including the indigenous sentient Fneasimians who became addicted to it.
And on the streets of all cities and towns it was known as "Bullfrog Snot."
Every four years the planet Galentous was also in the throws of a planet wide cycle which includes being directly struck or hit glancing blows from Polpotrocks That circle the universe on its courses. PolPotrocks that are direct hits are simply absorbed in the green gelatinous mass and do no damage. But do reappear on a four cycle.
The near misses dip into the green gelatinous mass scoop up a load of "Bullfrog Snot" and continue on it's circuit through the universe.
To protect their cities, the Fneasimians built reinforced structures and developed a transportation system built on balloons to avoid BullgelFrogquakes. sensitive roads. And Despite their ingenuity, the Fneasimians were so addicted to Bullfrog Snot they preferred the gelatin and only took to the landmasses to interact with outsiders.
Several of these PolPotrocks are known to have impacted the third rock, in a nine or 10 rock solar system. from a Sun in the Milky Way galaxy. The third Rock from the Sun was not protected and the Meteorites (as they are known) that hit this planet Earth over the eons have left tons and tons Insectcelebertoides deposits on the planet Earth.
The Earth’s American Bullfrog (Rana catesbeiana) an aquatic frog and a member of the family Ranidae, or "true frogs", native to much of North America. This is a frog of larger, permanent water bodies, swamps, ponds, lakes, where it is usually found along the water's edge. On warm rainy nights, bullfrogs along with many other amphibians, go overland and may be seen in numbers on country roads.
Bullfrogs have been widely adapted to organic substance, Insectcelebertoides, "BULLFROG SNOT" and it's smooth, pale green, almost white gelatinous fluid can be found on any and all American Bullfrogs.
In some folks opinion there is no need to pay a high price for "Bullfrog Snot." Instead you can go to your local water source on a warm rainy night, catch a bullfrog or two and scrape the fluid from his snout into a jar and you have your very own Bullfrog Snot. You can let the Bullfrog go or take him home and have frogs legs for dinner.
So in conclusion, and in my opinion, Bullfrogs Snot, or it's true name, "Insectcelebertoides" came to us from the heavens and a long forgotten planet named Galentous.
See ya
Ron
